- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

get in the car.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What can fly? Lots of things

7+5=12

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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