Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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