- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Dakota Fanning

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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