Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Horse with a chair on his head.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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