A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Basically

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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