- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Were can you find a bag of meth?

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What do you call two dog? dogs

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What does water smell like? water.

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