What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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