There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Basically

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Justin Bieber.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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