- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Wright flyer

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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