- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

hey, my names mark.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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