- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A car walks into a bar.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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