- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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