why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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