When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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hi

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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