Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

I have a gay camel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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