- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

whats worse than school? Summer school

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

what's worse then a blowjob?

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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