Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

im gey

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

L's I's that took Viagra.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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