What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Who is John Galt?

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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