- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

guest what i love pancakes

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Women

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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