what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Politics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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