The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What can hitler cook well Steak

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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