- Anti Joke

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.