- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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