Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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