A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Thats what she said

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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