Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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