- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mum is called Steve

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

You're a frog

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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