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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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The NBA and womens sports

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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