What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

ecks! why zee?

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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