Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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