- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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