A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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A man buys a prius

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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