Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Ain't idn't a word.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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