- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Wats rong with yo leg.....

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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