"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

A man makes a sandwich.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

a seal walks into a club.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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