a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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