- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Knock knock

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A train poops its pants.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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