A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Cancer.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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