- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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