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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

This joke is funny

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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