- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

So one time there was this woman learning...

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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