- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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