- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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