Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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