What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Your girlfriend.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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