- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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