What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Loperson

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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