What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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