Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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