how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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