- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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