a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What can hitler cook well Steak

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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