I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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