it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Wanna here a good joke?

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

If you were a cactus, why?

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

why are balck people black because they are

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Two guys walk into a bar.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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