- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Your mam is so fat.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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