A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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