- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

The government

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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