- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats white? A fridge

Woman rights.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Chuck Norris Dies.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

* anti-punchline

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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