LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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