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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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no

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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