- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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