Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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