- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

belly button

womens rights

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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