What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

race-car = rac-ecar

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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