- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

dick dick dick... frogs

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

your mum

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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