- Anti Joke

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.