What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Knock knock knock OCD

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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